Dear Iago,

A doting mother's twisted love notes to her infant son.

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I wrote these notes to my son just in case we grow apart like most parents and their children do. On second thought, I'm not going to let that happen. - The Author

GOOD SIGN

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, November 21, 2009

We all came into the world, crying our brains out. Is that a good sign?


Love,

SOMEONE ELSE

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Don't get married if you're just going to look for someone else.


Love,

FOR GENDER EQUALITY

Posted by Nobe on Friday, November 13, 2009

I'm all for gender equality but I can't help but miss the times when men were men and women were women.


Love,

IF YOU HAVE TIME

Posted by Nobe on Friday, October 23, 2009

Tagalog is a pretty awesome language. Learn it and play with it if you have time.


Love,

LIKE 10 AM

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, October 21, 2009

It's 8AM but the sunlight feels like 10 AM on my skin.


Love,

INTO GOLD

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, October 18, 2009

Educate yourself in such a way that you can turn everything into gold.


Love,

IN THE MIDDLE

Posted by Nobe on Friday, October 16, 2009

Some people have all the luck and some people don't. I'm stuck in the middle.


Love,

KAWAYAN BED

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Marriage puts you in a kawayan bed with lots of pillows and a blanket made from egyptian cotton.


Love,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Happy birthday son. Thank you for making me want to be a better person.


Love,

REASSURING THOUGHT

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, October 3, 2009

Mama gave birth to me with only 20 pesos in her pocket and the reassuring thought that God will provide.


Love,

NO OTHER PLACE

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, October 1, 2009

There is no other place in the world I would rather be, so I guess that means I'm happy.


Love,

LIVE IN THEM

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I like looking at big houses but I don't want to live in them.


Love,

CALL IT LOVE

Posted by Nobe on

He asks his girlfriend to do a threesome and he still calls it love. How convenient!


Love,

THE LAST

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Your father is not my first love but he will be the last. Err, hopefully. LOLz.


Love,

BECAUSE IT's TRUE

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, September 20, 2009

I think you're handsome. Is it because it's true? Or is it because I love you?


Love,

LUCKIEST PEOPLE

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, September 17, 2009

The luckiest people are the ones who write love stories for a living.


Love,

LATER IN LIFE

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, September 15, 2009

It is very important that I talk to you about sex and condoms later in life.

-- but where will I get the nerve?


Love,

TO GOOD PEOPLE

Posted by Nobe on

Why do most tragedies happen to good people?


Love,

MORE IMPORTANT

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, September 5, 2009

The way I see it, respect is more important than love.


Love,

BENEATH LAYERS

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, September 2, 2009

How I'm surviving a life beneath layers and layers of paranoia is still a mystery to me.


Love,


IN REAL LIFE

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, August 30, 2009

I know a lot more about people through their blogs than in real life.


Love,

SOMETHING GOOD

Posted by Nobe on Friday, August 28, 2009

Something good always comes out from loving the wrong person.


Love,

GOOD MOTHER

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I am a good mother whenever I'm not in front of the computer. LOLz.


Love,

LIVE FOREVER

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, August 23, 2009

Lola and Lolo are both 81 years old. I will give everything so they could live forever.


Love,

EATING HEALTHY

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, August 20, 2009

Everyday I say to myself, "I will start eating healthy tomorrow".


Love,

FOR THE TRUTH

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Never ask for the truth if you don't want to know the truth.


Love,

HUGE CHUNK

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, August 15, 2009

I'm seriously wondering where most men get that huge chunk of courage to sleep with prostitutes?


Love,

WHEN TO STOP

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The trouble always starts when mama doesn't know when to stop helping.


Love,

LISTENING TO PEOPLE

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, August 9, 2009

I hate listening to people who speak in english for the sake of sounding rich.


Love,

MINI HEART ATTACKS

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, August 6, 2009

I'm already getting mini heart attacks just thinking about you, bringing home a girl I don't like.


Love,

IF FREEDOM

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, August 4, 2009

If freedom means eating cold noodle dinners alone, then I don't want to be free.


Love,

PEACE OF MIND

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, August 2, 2009

And then it dawned on me. What I should be praying for is peace of mind.


Love,

RIGHTFUL PLACE

Posted by Nobe on Friday, July 31, 2009

There are people whom you should learn to ignore and people whom you should put in their rightful place.


Love,

TOO OLD

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, July 30, 2009

Mama doesn't buy me pasalubong anymore because I'm already too old for those.

She's wrong..


Love,

HARDEST MISTAKES

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, July 29, 2009

One of the hardest mistakes to forgive is infidelity.


Love,

BAD GRANDCHILD

Posted by Nobe on Monday, July 27, 2009

Lola always tells me to read the bible everyday.

I’ve been a very bad grandchild.



Love,

TEN TIMES HARDER

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, July 25, 2009

Never say you're tired in front of people who work ten times harder than you do.


Love,

PLAY GOD

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, July 23, 2009

If I want to play god.. I write.


Love,

HALF MEANT

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Jokes are almost always half meant.


Love,

NOTHING ELSE

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, July 19, 2009

If you have good health and a happy family, nothing else really matters.


Love,

ALL THE VIOLENCE

Posted by Nobe on Friday, July 17, 2009

We will never know why Mindanao is called the land of promise because of all the violence.


Love,

ANTONIO's OBSESSION

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Antonio, a classmate of mine from college is a car fiend. He used to own a honda civic and a saturn aura when we were still studying. He even borrows his brother’s toyota venza during our out of town trips because he doesn’t want his cars to be soiled in rough roads. Ironically, he races both of his cars with our other friends during the weekends, just for fun.


It’s not an exaggeration when I say that he loves his cars more than his girlfriend. He spends most of his extra money on beautifying and maintaining his cars rather than spending it on a romantic date somewhere with her.

It’s a good thing that his girlfriend’s father is also a car enthusiast. The three of them actually go to car shows together. They are also members of a local club for car owners. This is probably why his girlfriend has been very understanding all throughout.


Antonio dreams of owning an audi convertible in the near future so he saves most of his money to buy one. He doesn’t want to ask his parents to buy him a new car because he already has a stable job in one of the engineering firms back home.

I never really understood Antonio’s obsession about cars, knowing how much he spends on the latest car accessories that hit the market. Well what do I know? If it makes him happy then he should continue with what he’s doing no matter what other people say.

ONCE IN A WHILE

Posted by Nobe on

Mama always said, "you have to eat germs once in a while".


Love,

NOT LOVE

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, July 14, 2009

It's not love if you have to beg for it.


Love,

NICE PEDICURE

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, July 11, 2009

I want to whack myself for always being too busy to give lolo a nice pedicure.


Love,

LIKE I DID

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, July 9, 2009

May you have a colorful (but not so colorful) life, like I did. LOLz.


Love,

FRIENDS AND FAMILY AGAIN

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Our next door neighbor got her 2.2 million from the bank today.

Her friends and family became her friends and family again. LOLz.



Love,

INSUFFERABLE MOM

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, July 5, 2009

I hope you'd understand why I have to be an insufferable mom someday.


Love,

SO MUCH LIKE

Posted by Nobe on Friday, July 3, 2009

Getting married felt so much like graduating from college. LOLz.


Love,

AFRAID OF THE DARK

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, July 2, 2009

Don't feel bad if you're afraid of the dark.

-- I am too.



Love,

MAKING EXCUSES

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I am amazed about how good I am at making excuses not to go to church on Sundays.


Love,

TOO POOR

Posted by Nobe on Monday, June 29, 2009

Forgive people who smoke in public places, for they are probably too poor to afford an education.


Love,

IGNORE PIRACY

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, June 28, 2009

How can we ignore piracy when an original is already one week worth of groceries?


Love,

FROM THE INSIDE

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, June 27, 2009

Houses are like people. I always wonder what they look like from the inside.


Love,

SPEAK SOFTLY

Posted by Nobe on Friday, June 26, 2009

I speak softly, but my thoughts are venomous.


Love,

PUTTING UP

Posted by Nobe on Thursday, June 25, 2009

Now why would any woman put up with a man who hits her?


Love,

SOME THINGS

Posted by Nobe on

Knowledge is power, but there are some things you're better off not knowing.


Love,


ON A PLATE

Posted by Nobe on Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I told tipay that being a housewife makes me feel like a parasite to your dad.

Without batting an eyelash she replied.. "well, serve your vagina in a plate!" LOLz.



Love,

WHEN I SHOUT

Posted by Nobe on Tuesday, June 23, 2009

More people listen to me when I write than when I shout.


Love,

SCARED OF DEATH

Posted by Nobe on

I'm so scared of death.. slow and painful death.


Love,

WAY HOME

Posted by Nobe on

The last two minutes on my way home is when I miss you most.


Love,

GOOD AT SPELLING

Posted by Nobe on Monday, June 22, 2009

I was good really at spelling until they invented Nokia. LOLz.


Love,

SOME THOUGHTS

Posted by Nobe on

I have to get some thoughts out of my system before they can consume me.


Love,

NO ONE OPENED

Posted by Nobe on Sunday, June 21, 2009

No one opened until I tried knocking.


Love,

UNFULFILLED DREAMS

Posted by Nobe on

I, too, have regrets and unfulfilled dreams.


Love,

FOR GRANTED

Posted by Nobe on Saturday, June 20, 2009

Don't take people for granted just because they said they'll always be there.


Love,

IN WEAKNESS

Posted by Nobe on

Just like most men, your daddy never allows himself to fall on his knees in weakness.


Love,

MY MISTAKES

Posted by Nobe on

Learn from my mistakes son. It's easier that way.


Love,

SO IS HAPPINESS

Posted by Nobe on Friday, June 19, 2009

Sadness is temporary. Unfortunately, so is happiness.


Love,

PERFECTLY OK

Posted by Nobe on

I'm 27, but sometimes I still don't know what to do with my life.


Love,

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